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Friday, November 21, 2008

spending Friday and Saturday night in a hotel as the sole adult responsible for SIXTEEN teenagers.

It is amazing to me that teenagers survive to the age of 20 with the sheer volume of DRAMA that rules their lives. I swear I was never am not, okay, so I'm totally this dramatic. But I've earned it.

That desire to have a bunch of cute little babies? GONE.


Flea said...

LOL! I have two teens here most of the time (three at the moment). I can send them your way anytime you're feeling the need for a baby. You can keep them as long as you'd like. :)

Lipstick Jungle said...

YOWZERS! Even as a mom I couldn't pull that feat off! If it starts to sneak back in I can offer you an 11 year old and a 6 year old to change your mind. Well, the 6 year old may convince you it is worth it. The 11 year old will talk your ear off, and then tell you to bite her.

Ness said...

I was a good kid growing up so I didn't know how tiresome teenage life could be until I had my girls. Yeah, they're 21 and 31 and I've just started liking them again. lol Glad you survived the ordeal.