If you don't laugh you might just keel over and cry

Saturday, September 22, 2007

This morning I sneezed while I was peeing*. I'm pretty sure I saw God right there in the bathroom. Right now, the pain of brain surgery actually doesn't seem so bad.

*I used the word peeing very loosely here. It was more of a sitting down, think I might be dying whilst my bladder spasmed uncontrollably.


kim-d said...

Do you realize you're giving me a heart attack here? Well, not really, but you know what I mean. N-E-P-H-R-O-L-O-G-I-S-T, dammit! :) Next thing, you'll be peeing your pants when you sneeze--hehehe.

Anonymous said...

You poor thing! DO go see a nephrologist as kim-d recommends! What can it harm?